4 Days Without Shitting Myself Offensive Conversation Starter T-Shirt

Declare digestive dominance with the “4 Days Without Shitting Myself” t-shirt. This conversation-starting tee boasts a bold, unapologetically funny statement that’s guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughter (or maybe horrified gasps). Crafted from soft, comfortable 100% pre-shrunk cotton, this shirt offers all-day wearability without sacrificing its edgy humor. Available in a range of sizes and classic colors, it’s perfect for casual outings, parties, or simply embracing your inner absurdity. More than just a shirt, it’s a badge of honor for those who appreciate toilet humor and aren’t afraid to share it. Embrace the awkward, celebrate the uncomfortable, and let the world know you’ve conquered the ultimate challenge: 4 glorious days. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, uncomfortable silences, and the urgent need to share your own bathroom chronicles.